Chuck must be Having a Bad Day (and tomorrow will be worse)
November 1, 2010
Seems like Chuck has an extra supersized boner for Jim Hoft.
He starts out with two substantial paragraphs of total foaming-at-the-mouth screed against Jim Hoft, for having the unbridled temerity of being a Catholic (do you realize that 100 years ago Catholics weren’t considered “white” Chuck?).
So after this deranged lunatic anti-Catholic rant, he gets to the subject of the thread. A trick-or-treater painted up as the Joker.
Chuck, when’s the last time you looked in the mirror?
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There has to be a Mother Superior out there that will whack Chuckies knuckles with a ruler.
Drum sticks. Trust me.
Obama’s far too dumb to be the Joker.
Maybe Lennie, from ‘Of Mice & Men’.
Let me get this straight. A Godless asshole who sits behind his keyboard playing internet tough guy, insults the plurality of the religious people in this country and has the unmitigated gall to demean and smear millions of Americans because they are Catholic? Let me tell you something Chunk-the-Dickless-Wonder, you had better hope that isn’t a God, pal. If there, as I believe , is a God, then you have an eternity to deal with the fact that your ass is gonna be sore from the fucking your radical Muslim buddies are gonna give you. Have a good day, pussy.
Good lord what a whiny-ass bitch.
Chuck, did some fun loving muslim find your home address?
The KKK hated:
Blacks
Jews
Catholics
Let’s see. Chuck hates:
Catholics
Uppity Jews
Uppity Blacks
BTW, Chuck. How many black commenters do you have? I seem to recall a few in the old days.
Chuck is a bigot.
Hmmm. Seems like someone is stalking Jim Hoft.
Hmmmm. Also seems like someone is peeved about all those people citing Jim Hoft.
Chucky wants attention too!
And note the unflattering photograph. As if Chuck is teh bomb.
“Tell me about the rabbits, George!”
Is that anything like:
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: …rub him and pet him and squeeze him and rub him I will stroke his bill and rub his pretty feathers… Hey, wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don’t have feathers and bills.
Daffy Duck: I know! I know! There goes your bunny rabbit!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, Abom. Here’s your bunny rabbit.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Duh, bunny rabbit, George?
Daffy Duck: Bunny rabbit? Me?
Bugs Bunny: Yes, you, doc.
Daffy Duck: Ho, ho, very funny. Ha, ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Distinguishing character, uh…
Daffy Duck: Yeah, yeah! What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Why, duh, duh, long ears!
Daffy Duck: And whom around here has long ears? Sorry to have to do this to you, bud.
Bugs Bunny: [has tied down his ears and sticks two fingers behind Daffy's head] Eh. Don’t give it a second thought.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: [grabs Daffy] Oh, boy! Just like I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit.
Bugs Bunny: They really do make a charming couple.
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[at Palm Springs, the Abominable Snowman is talking to Bugs, unrecognizable in a robe, shades and hat]
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: And I searched and I searched – Ooh, it’s hot – but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.
Bugs Bunny: Gee, that’s tough, Mr. Abdominabubble.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: And now I’ll never – Gosh, it’s hot – never see my bunny rabbit again.
Bugs Bunny: Don’t give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he’ll come back.
[hearing Daffy approaching through the burrow, Bugs holds a hood with rabbit ears over the hole, so that Daffy slides into it when he emerges]
Daffy Duck: Well, here I am! Massacre started yet? Fireworks gone off? Balloon gone up?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Oh, boy, a bunny rabbit! Just what I always wanted!
[grabs Daffy]
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: I will name him George…
Bugs Bunny: And I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and… Hey!
[Where the Abominable Snowman once sat there is now a puddle with his hat floating in it]
Bugs Bunny: Hey, what do you know? He melted! He really was a snowman.
Daffy Duck: [emerging from the puddle] Abominable, that is.
He defines the word:
“a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own”
Check.
Tomorrow will be “Socks-mas” over at the Swamp. All the socks will be out to play!
That’s why he has a sekrit thread. It’s to draw out socks.
How does that work?
I wonder if Chuck will cut off comments entirely tomorrow. I could see him doing that. The Corrupt Bastard™!
If Jesus came back today, Chunky would push others aside to be the new Judas. He’s been auditioning for the role for the last two years. I think he’s a shoo-in for the part.
Chuck:
First Things is not a “right wing Catholic site.” It was (and is) a non-denominational print magazine examining the intersection of philosophy/theology with politics and culture. It features articles by distinguished Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish thinkers. I’m talking about serious, credentialed scholars, not perpetual adolescents scouring the web for snippets of canned ‘wisdom.’
First Things only added a website, w/ associated pop blogs (including Gateway Pundit) a few years ago.
The name of First Things’ founder is Richard John Neuhaus — not “Niehaus,” you ignoramus. If you are going to pretend to know enough about contemporary Catholic thought to have a tantrum about it, I suggest you get that name straight.
“excessive”, “dim-wittedness”, “stupidity”, “illiterate”, “fanatic”, “crazed”, “homophobia”, “thick-headed”…..
What a vile, unhinged attack, even by Chuck’s appalling standards.
Seriously, Chuck needs to get help.
ROTFLMAO… Just wait till the reality of tomorrow set’s in, everything Chuck has said for the last three years is going to sound sane by comparison.
And he thinks Pam Geller is hysterical! She’s pure Valium compared to the shrieking chubbo!
This post is particularly bizarre coming so soon after CJ’s pride in having LGF mentioned as a top-ten blog by IBD. Can you imagine someone coming over to LGF to check it out and seeing this?
Seems like someone is screaming for attention. Again.
A few weeks ago I saw an attack against Holt by a media matters drone. The point was Holt was the biggest idiot on the internet. Interesting how that meme just happens to be brought out again. Is someone trying to get in on the Soro’s cash? Epic FAIL!
Or is someone jealous, that they just can’t measure up?
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