Billions Will Die!!!!!11 Part II

November 9, 2010

Sometimes we get so used to the histrionics of the BVoAF that we fail to consider any perspective. So on a hunch from Basement Cat, I googled “billions will die” to see how mainstream a claim that is:

Hmm. What do we have on the first page?

Three youtubes:

1. A prediction that billions were going to die on Dec 21, 2009

2. A prediction that billions are going to die sometime in 2080

3. Something from a group called “ex Catholics”, with a strong language warning

And seven web hits:

1. A satire site

2. Some site called “Diary of Daedalus” with an article about some lunatic at some other site called LFG

3. Some about.com thing with some guy talking about the Gaia hypothesis

4. Some hedge fund blog nobody’s heard of

5. Some peak oil blog nobody’s heard of

6. Somebody hawking an end times prophecy book

7. A Newsbusters article from 2007 ridiculing some weatherman on ABC for claiming that billions were going to die.

Now, who hasn’t claimed that billions were going to die?

Greenpeace

Sierra Club

NRDF

Kos

Huffpo

NYT

PBS

NPR

Realclimate

Romm

Hansen

Mann

Jones

Gore

IPCC

Get the picture?

This isn’t an orthodox global warming alarmist belief. Now I’ll leave it to the reader to decide what that says about “consensus” “scientist” Ludwig van Quixote. But let’s ask another question. Do you think it ever occurred to Chuck Johnson that this claim is so out of the mainstream that it shouldn’t be implicitly approved by the blog? Do you think that Chuck should distance himself from such fringe beliefs?

If not, why not?

  1. My Little Ponytail
    November 9, 2010 at 8:07 pm | #1

    Chuck: “bllns wll d”. See? I took care of it.

    • wolfie
      November 9, 2010 at 9:45 pm | #2

      :lol: :lol: :lol:

    • WASVS
      November 9, 2010 at 10:32 pm | #3

      ‘bllns wll d’, according to ldwg vn qxt

  2. garycooper
    November 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm | #4

    The time-share brain of Chunky has another genius hit-piece up today, and it’s covering ALL NEW TERRITORY, as per usual. LOL!

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/229461_Christian_anti-science_and_AGW

    Might be worthy of its own thread here, or maybe not. It’s totally lewdicrous, of course.

    • My Little Ponytail
      November 9, 2010 at 9:07 pm | #5

      Yep. I see another “Rabbi Ludwig” thread in the works. :roll: :lol:

      • November 9, 2010 at 9:55 pm | #6

        He’s saying we, when referring to Israel. :lol:

    • crashnburn01
      November 10, 2010 at 7:20 am | #7

      That thread had a whopping 13 replies!

  3. garycooper
    November 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm | #8

    Btw, it’s nice to see my question about this imbecile getting star-billing on google-search. Guess my 15 mins of fame aren’t up yet. ;)

  4. DEZ
    November 9, 2010 at 8:35 pm | #9

    Is Lewd still teaching preschoolers?

  5. garycooper
    November 9, 2010 at 8:40 pm | #10

    DEZ :Is Lewd still teaching preschoolers?

    “Touching?”

    Probably.

  6. November 9, 2010 at 9:36 pm | #11

    Lewd is just some elementary school Teacher at best, janitor at worse.

  7. November 9, 2010 at 9:42 pm | #12

    My Little Ponytail :Chuck: “bllns wll d”. See? I took care of it.

    Hahaha good one! :evil:

  8. November 9, 2010 at 11:26 pm | #13

    That’s not proof. Billions is a round number. You didn’t google “billions minus one will die,” “billions minus two will die,” and on to “billiona minus 999,999,999,999 will die.” Only THEN will you have proof (rounding up to the next billion, of course).

    • November 9, 2010 at 11:31 pm | #14

      Oopsie. Billions is plural. Start with 2 billion. It’ll take about 63 years to whittle it down if you google one per second.

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