We Got Mail!
What would be more appropriate than to do this in true LGF style?
Today’s “tip” comes from someone who entered “Activelizard” into our comment form:
So seriously, how goes your web war fellas?
I’m curious about a few things.
Why does Snork AKA My little pony have such a fetish for girls toys? Gay is all good, but into little girl stuff for a fifty something loser is just creepy.
Where is Princess Natasha? Is he still angry at being outed as a man? And why is there another one of you infatuated with teen girl entertainment? Dudes that’s like pedo land.
Why is Iron Fist such a constant bed wetting whiner? If he is such a warrior, why is he so scared of everything all the time?
Is Rodan drunk tonight? Again? Has he found a date yet or is he still too much of an Adonis? You have no idea how much I laughed when I typed that.
So Chen Zen – you are a kung fu master? Are you sure? I mean your little bouts of web fu seem to have not killed the blog at all. If anything you give it publicity by showcasing how nuts you sick pervs are and by showing how much the blog has changed since CJ banned your pathetic and useless asses.
You do see that right? You are proving CJ’s point about how much the blog has changed for the better since you freaks have gone.
It really is so much better without you losers.
And you are not the stalkers? You have two entire blogs dedicated to reading every word of our blog and you sift through it everyday. Your victim complexes are just the right size to coincide with your insane gibbering pussies.
Please write some more about how tough and fierce you all are. We at LGF are so very scared of you.
Damn, Chen, I was gonna post that letter!
Notice he never mentions The Possum any more.
Ludwig is smart….
“You do see that right? You are proving CJ’s point about how much the blog has changed for the better since you freaks have gone.”
Since people voluntarily left or were banned? Their is a difference.
THERE is a difference….
Dude.
Ahem. There is a difference.
King Minos- sorry!
Sounds like it could be Ludwig, based on earlier quotes. But I think the only argument in there was that I was actually helping LGF. Interesting angle.
If all the lizard army has for us is a bowl full of ad hominems, then I’d say we’ve won already.
Not a problem. I just got that letter in my email and I went to check and you posted it.
Whoever it is talks like a jihadi. We’re not destroyed therefore you failed.
I got to disagree. It sounds more like a little puppy that got up the courage to rant, and runs back to get a pat on her head from her master.
Indeed, there is a difference between being banned in the back and firing LFG. It’s hard to accuse butthurt when it was by choice.
LOL, and we have screenshots to prove it.
Or if we didn’t win we came second. Winning is not everything, it is how well you played and how much fun you had playing.
Second and a really good laugh works for me.
You left off the final paragraph:
“Penis penis penis lol”.
Right, this rant coming from the site that linked to a lizard furry who took the time to program a silly “blog generator” to mock another blogger.
/Yes much better over there.
“You have two entire blogs dedicated to reading every word of our blog and you sift through it everyday.”
“OUR” blog? Don’t let your master hear you say that, since he is ALLOWING you the privilege to post on HIS POS coded, resource hog blog.
“Please write some more about how tough and fierce you all are. We at LGF are so very scared of you.”
Of course you’re only terrified of your master not liking you. Everyone else on the internet is laughing at the junior high popularity freak show you’re apart of over there.
Obviously this person is too illiterate to comprehend what we post on Blogmocracy. Our articles are primarily about the conservative message and the counterjihad. The overnight open thread is primarily about music. We also have open threads for sports and Caturday, as well as the Saturday Lecture Series about science and the humanities.
It ain’t about the Chucklehead, and that’s that.
“Our blog” stood out for me, too. As if.
Correct me if I’m wrong – but a week doesn’t go by where these brave little lizards don’t start screaming “this sounds like a threat” or “we’re contacting the authorities” or “I’m calling the cops” to comments posted here. So, yeah, my guess is you little weinies ARE scared of us.
And there’s plenty of other blogs that make fun of you. Ace of Spades, WeaselZippers, FreeRepublic, RedState, JihadWatch, AtlasShrugs, Jammie Wearing Fool, Grouchy Conservative Pundits, to name but a few.
And it’s a better place you say? Seen your traffic stats lately? How about all those little pleas for money? Yeah, you’re the primo site all right. What’s actually interesting is that you can come to this site any time you want and engage anyone here. Your boss Lizard bans anyone who disagrees with his ridiculous pronouncements. He even tells you what blogs you can visit.
Joke’s on you, pal.
S srsly, hw gs yr wb wr flls?
’m crs bt fw thngs.
Why ds Snrk K My lttl pny hv sch ftsh fr grls tys? Gy s ll gd, bt nt lttl grl stff fr ffty smthng lsr s jst crpy.
Whr s Prncss Ntsh? s h stll ngry t bng td s mn? nd why s thr nthr n f y nfttd wth tn grl ntrtnmnt? Dds tht’s lk pd lnd.
Why s rn Fst sch cnstnt bd wttng whnr? f h s sch wrrr, why s h s scrd f vrythng ll th tm?
s Rdn drnk tnght? gn? Hs h fnd dt yt r s h stll t mch f n dns? Y hv n d hw mch lghd whn typd tht.
S Chn Zn – y r kng f mstr? r y sr? mn yr lttl bts f wb f sm t hv nt klld th blg t ll. f nythng y g it pblcty by shwcsng hw nts y sck prvs r nd by shwng hw mch th blg hs chngd snc CJ bnnd yr pthtc nd slss sss.
Y d s tht rght? Y r prvng CJ’s pnt bt hw mch th blg hs chngd fr th bttr snc y frks hv gn.
t rlly s much bttr wtht y lsrs.
nd y r nt th stlkrs? Y hv tw ntr blgs ddctd t rdng vry wrd f r blg nd y sft thrgh t vrydy. Yr vctm cmplxs r jst th rght sz t cncd wth yr nsn gbbrng psss.
Pls wrt sm mr bt hw tgh nd frc y ll r. W t LGF r s vry scrd f y.
There…all fixed now.
YOU ARE ALL JERKS! CHARLES HAS THE BEST BLOG ON THE INTERNET. YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS BECAUSE HE KICKED YOU OUT. LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course he does, as can be seen from this graph:
http://dennisthepeasant.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/10/elgrapho.png
Yeah….it’s affecting my will to live.
UPDATE: We received another email from ‘Activelizard’, and this one is longer and a little more detailed; sort of an expansion on the first one.
Somebody’s mad at us.
Well, don’t keep it all to yourselves, that’s not fair!
It’s Ludwig.
Anybody think to check the ISP/IP of the email? Is it coming from a “gated community” in SoCal?
The IP matches “Sarahlover“
Funny. A stalker gets all pissy about stalkers. Fuck off loser.
Sounds like both sides are happier. If they are happy over there, more power to them.
Squeaky Fromme was happy till Charlie got arrested. Active lizards should take note.
So how does it feel to live rent free in some cowardly nameless lizard’s head?
Well, the rent’s cheap at any rate.
OK, sorry I didn’t have get a chance to post the 2nd screed earlier. “Activelizard” sent this to us in the middle of the night:
I hate to toot my own horn, but my guess is that with the myriad of strawmen and ad hominems along with the timing of this nugget, the “LGF operative” thread left a mark. It was designed to make lizard heads explode and inflict maximum damage to the cult psyche, so I probably should have seen this poo-fling coming.
What a screed. We’ll use the plastic hangers from now on.
That’s funny because I never made post #1 at LGF. CJ’s just such a douchebag I felt compelled to participate here.
Synopsis:
Blah blah blah racist
Blah blah blah Nazi
Blah blah blah stalker
Blah blah blah black people
Blah blah blah ignorant
Blah blah blah violent
Blah blah blah stalker
Blah blah blah teabag
Blah blah blah denier
Blah blah blah banned
Blah blah blah stalker
Blah blah blah cool kids.
Oh yeah, they’re the cool kids. Keep dreamin’ guys. That was the cool kids blog maybe three years ago. Now it’s a blog for pointing and laughing. Keep letting Chunky tell you where you can go and what you can post. Keep hittin’ that tip jar. Where’s the big ads? Where’s the money? Where’s his radio and TV appearances?
Nice job influencing all those election results, by the way. Because you are, of course, the PREMIER blog for political discourse.
ROTFLMAO… This wanker actually stays up at night to write this crap? What a pathetic crackhead loser. His mother should REALLY have let that wino just shoot his load up her ass and save us the trouble of this retarded mutant crack-baby appearing 9 months later and actually surviving.
DRAMA QUEEN ALERT! DRAMA QUEEN ALERT!
He left out the part about how our algebra skills aren’t up to snuff.
Seriously, out of all that tripe, Lewd-wig is completely delusional to unquestioningly buy al-Chuki’s claim that he only banned people for being… whatever it is that we’re accused of above. Fact is that a huge majority of people were banned merely for asking about Queeg’s fading sanity. Many for offering a simple, often puzzled, comment about the changes we were seeing.
I was living abroad in Jerusalem from Oct 08-June 09 and rarely checked LGF while I was there. Once I came back stateside I wrote a benign comment basically saying that while Chuck can choose the topics to discuss on his own blog (although I obviously disagreed with him), I felt that his attention being spent on global warming and other topics was taking away from what made him famous; outing jihadi supporting whackos and msm complicity…suffice to say I was banned immediately. I guess I shoulda been paying more attention while I was abroad.
Smells like sj. He likes to spew immature crap like that.
Along with a couple hundred others that I can think of.
Nah. It’s 100% Loody. He doesn’t even try to disguise it in the first letter, where he reiterates almost verbatim things he said only a day ago. (Check out comment #4 on “Um Chucky…” DoD, from yesterday.)
Nope, It’s Ludwig!
ALso, those videos of the Black Racists are funny as hell. Nowhere did we ever say it represents all blacks.
This is from the same group that has been screaming tea party members are all racists and their proof was a state flag!
The immaturity of the writer comes shining through, as per usual for today’s “younger, hipper, more-libtarded LGF operative.” LOL! I don’t think it’s Lewd-Spank, but it’s someone about his age. Too stupid to realize how stupid and uninformed he/she comes off, and extremely-ignorant of LGF’s history, and the true character of the Man Called Fatass.
“Fuck you! I thought you were dead!”
That was not one of Sharmuta’s sweetest moments, was it?
On the other hand, I can’t recall anything she ever said in her 234,786 comment history that was more ROFL hilarious!
Now you just know that that came from al-chuki himself.
This is for the lurking letter writer
Your viewership is taking a nosedive
http://siteanalytics.compete.com/littlegreenfootballs.com/
Monthly Normalized Metrics / October 2010
Unique Visitors
56,195
-23.69%
Down almost 24% from the previous month and down 26% year over year
http://siteanalytics.compete.com/littlegreenfootballs.com+pajamasmedia.com/
Notice that PJM has increased viewership by 40%
I can see why Chuck pulled the plug on Quantcast and Alexis. Yowzers.
You have to wonder – how many of those are visitors just to see how far LGF has degraded. And didn’t someone point out not too long ago that Chunky stuck something in there that when you hit “refresh” it counts it as a unique page view or some such to fiddle with his stats?
Right. I don’t think advertisers accept that, and I think siteanalytics uses some other method that’s beyond Chuck’s ability to fiddle, but I could be wrong.
Operative
—apologies to Jim Croce and “Operative”
Operative, you’re not on that blog at all
In fact, it seems your memory there is hated
From a cursory scan it seems your screen nic has been banned
Since his old principles for new ones the owner traded
Yes, it’s sad the way these things go
But just say “What the heck”;
Who needs to be part of a train wreck
That can’t abide dissent?
It is a sort of hell—and so it’s just as well
The mendacity gives off a sickly smell
That makes the mind reel
It no longer holds appeal
Operative, tell me—aren’t you now appalled?
To see how completely somebody’s coat is turning?
Deleting his own words to the point where it’s absurd
Destroying all the credibility he once was earning
Yes, it’s sad the way these things go
But just say “What the heck”;
Who needs to be part of a train wreck
That can’t abide dissent?
It is a sort of hell—and so it’s just as well
The mendacity gives off a sickly smell
That makes the mind reel
It no longer holds appeal
Operative, just turn your back for good and all
There’s no-one left there that’s worth the time to talk to
Watch the downward climb into hysterical slime
As he shills for dimes…
Yes, it’s sad the way these things go
But just say “What the heck”;
Who needs to be part of a train wreck
That can’t abide dissent?
It is a sort of hell—and so it’s just as well
The mendacity gives off a sickly smell
That makes the mind reel
It no longer holds appeal
Brilliant. Bravo!
BSW brings the snark!
Damn Buzz, that just made my day.
Sweet.
Nice one, Buzz! Love that tune, too.
Yes indeed! I am trying to unearth my old Croce LP now!
“And really boys, can’t you just write as who you are? Do any of you think anyone is fooled when you write under different accounts?”
Loody says this while writing as “Activelizard!”
Like they all do? LudwigvanQuixote, Spacejesus, Reginald Perrin (not his real name), SanFransiscoZionist, Iceweasel, etc…
Wow-every single thing he whines about he commits himself. Can you say “projection?” I knew ya could.
Yeah the Ether got to him!
Also, I can confirm that Natasha is no male. M is no ugly chick, she’s gorgeous.. They are both attractive intelligent females. Luddy is mad he has a blow up doll.
You got a mention on the thread upstairs. hahaa
Those two are as attractive as modern day royalty.
Nah, way too verbose for Chuck. Chuck’s done 37,000+ top posts since LGF began, and fully 10,000+ of his top posts have been 50 words or less. In fact the average length of those 10,000+ posts is 24 words.
But of course Chuck can pack a ton of profundity into a mere two dozen words – just ask any of the LGMFers.
Dear Ludwig: I know you read our sites every day, so please read this. I’ve never posted on LGF nor have I been a member there. I was torn over whether to join LGF or the Blogmocracy. I chose the Blogmocracy because they were the better group of people. I have “met” a number of posters via the radio show, including M, Savage and Rodan, Chickadee, Typical Whitey, Macker, the Osprey, and others. They are not the malignant evil people you portray them to be. Within our Blogmocracy community,there are lawyers(Buzzsaw Monkey), nurses(me,Vagabond Trader, Calo)as well as retired military such as Lobo, Former Corpsman and Coldwarrior. We are Americans like yourself who are concerned about the turn our country is taking. Yes there are those who support the Serbian cause and think that Milosevic’s course of action was correct. (Not me) But therein lies the difference between our 2 blogs. I can disagree with Rodan or Savage, et. al. and not be banned for it. The videos Rodan recently posted of the loony black preachers were for comedic value only. Everyone knows they aren’t representative of the black community. Also, we at the Blogmocracy despise the notion of abortion and we value human life. We would never advocate the murder of Tea Partiers on the steps of the Capitol nor do we stereotype regions of the country. Remember, the first human heart transplant in the US happened in Texas and the first human hand transplant took place in Kentucky.
And there’s plenty of space!
Oh heck yeah. I’ve moving in the 7 ft. sofa and Mitsubishi 65 inch Hi-Def as we speak.
OMG… ROTFLMAO… This cocksucker is really wishing I was a man, I guess so I could teabag him and he could suck my dick. Hate to disappoint you, my little bath-house towel-boy, but I am female. True, I have more BALLS than you do, but they are mental, not physical. So, looks like you are still the little prancing, whining prison-bitch you have always been. How’s that syphilis doing? Did you get it cleared up, or are you still lying to Chucky about those sores on your asshole?
Doesn’t the rant sound more like Iceweasel? …or Irish Rose? I wish I had more time to stay here–but have a stack of essays to grade and a mighty cold keeping me from sleeping early. This blog has really blossomed. To all of you who have made it great–bravo! Brava! Soon I’ll have a month off–can I come play again!?
Irish Rose? No. She usually likes fancying herself a “classy lady”, so she usually attempts condescension and righteous indignation mostly without profanity. Icehole? Maybe, but that creature has not been around LGF lately. No, the style is more Lood-esque (if it is even a word!). Plus, staying up late into the night cranking this nonsense out sounds very much like Loser Lood after a few quick pulls on the ol’ crack pipe or a couple of snorts of meth. Either way, hilarious rant.