Based on reports that I’m getting from various DoD readers, I would expect some kind of an announcement from CJ quite soon. We’ll let him cover all the details, but at this time we can reveal that it has to do with a major change to LGF, and an enhanced feature for registered members.
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This just in:
Lgf is doing something that affects me in no way.
Film@11.
Standing by with giggles at ready…
You guys are going to have to trust me on this one.
Enhanced feature? Did Weasel get a boob job?
It is a feature that they already have but are unaware of because no announcement has been made (to my knowledge).
Sooner or later, one of the lizards will notice it, and a question will come up, so we’re kind of assuming that CJ’s going to be preemptive and make sure to say something .
This feature; is it perchance some sort of tracking/logging/reporting feature, maybe a downloaded cookie, that keeps track of where its host computer has been, and files a report?
No nothing of a malignant nature, at least as far as your IT is concerned.
She’s got three boobs. Two she’s very much attached to, and the third is Jimmah.
Chuck is probably going to announce he’s married Un Mata Hari.
Monoboob job. Jimmah’s too cheap to pay for two at once.
I think I see where this is headed. An enhanced feature for, or to registered users?
a major change to LGF, and an enhanced feature for registered members
As to the first, who cares?
Regarding the second, who cares?
Free Digg account with any registration?
I think he is writing the press release now, he just faked his absence.
Whoooo…. “incommunicado” = “Doing sekrit stuff”
I got it. Charles is announcing his circumcision, as part of his conversion. Enhanced feature…
Did you just recieve a tip from somebody?
Oh no you di’unt!
“I was circumsized and I no longer am.”
–Bill Murray, SNL Weekend Update, Precambrian Period.
“Walking Dead”…now there’s a show the Fatass can relate to!
Relax gang! Be patient. Remember our “other” audience is a little slow, and they may need more time for it to sink in.
If no announcement comes, all will be revealed. And trust me, you’ll like it. So, play along, OK? We’re betting that CJ won’t let it come to that, that’s all.
They will portray it as being as important as the second coming. Don’t be surprised if whatever it is could be mistaken for a fart in a hurricane.
They will portray it as being as important as the second coming.
Or as foreplay.
LVQ filtering?
http://www.quantcast.com/littlegreenfootballs.com
‘nough said.
That isn’t real. Chuck pulled the plug on the code that monitored him in a fit of pique.
Playing along…
To Puss 802: Echoing Chuck again, are you? Come on over for a civil conversation, instead of hiding behind mama’s skirt.
Do people still listen to FM radio? Coulda fooled me. I thought everybody either used Internet radio or satellite radio.
Really? And I do mean “REALLY”! I was banned for absoulty nothing and I didn’t even care. They really do think we care ….uhmmmm nope we don’t. They stalk a lot more than the so called stalker sites. The only way I even know what is going on there is through here. It is a waste of time to even read that site.
So really exactly who are the stalkers? They do care a whole lot what is written here and why? cj is a fraud. Just reading the things here that he posts is insulting. And if I really want to be insulted I will call up someone who hates me. As far as I am concerned the people on that blog are delusional…..they fall hook, line and sinker on whatever cj says…..and he knows nothing but cut and paste and spewing hate about people who believe in God or creationists or conservatives and global warming and the obessions of Pamela Geller and the so called stalkers, very thin-skinned. Frankly he doesn’t know much about any of those topics then when he started his meltdown and now.
Is he finally shutting the blog down?
One can only hope…
I for one don’t want him shut down. It’s too much fun to watch the sycophants spin and suck and stumble around in their dark closet of self-righteousness.
I don’t think his ego will let him shut that blog down.
He needs all the suckups there to stroke his ego.
Probably he’ll put in a new way to ask for money from the few posters that are left.
What is that even supposed to mean? That doesn’t even register the needle off the peg on the rationality meter.
… and that bit about “stalking LGF posts at other sites” Again, what the he double hockey sticks is that supposed to mean?
The “insular world” is really a riot. Those of us, who can read, post, and comment throughout the internet are somehow in an insular world, while those in LGF, who are forbidden from even reading other blogs and acknowledging that they have done so, lest they be banned from their “broad, expansive insane little corner”.
Wow, that just fails on so many levels.
Umm, that last sentence should have read:
The “insular world” is really a riot. Those of us, who can read, post, and comment throughout the internet are somehow in an insular world, while those in LGF, who are forbidden from even reading other blogs and acknowledging that they have done so, lest they be banned from their “broad, expansive insane little corner” are somehow less restricted? That’s like the chickens in the coop reveling in their freedom over the farm dog who has the run of the entire farmstead.
/hit send too soon — it’s getting late.
Epic fail indeed. Like any sane adult would let a stranger that owns a now crazy blog tell them what to do. Yeah right!
For tactical reasons, we can’t reveal anything, but there is a group of us over here behind the scenes who are ROTFLMAO right now.
I suppose anyone can use the contact form if you want.
It’ll be like Christmas morning as a kid when you reveal all.
I’ll wait.
You have to watch “The Full Monty” and it is NOT about Monty Python.
Don’t let lily see it though.
Is it going to be that funny?
That was a reference to “revealing all” I hav AZ’s problem. Premature posting.
Why can’t I see it? Not that I would want to watch the Full Monty!
I think you answered your own question Lily.
A new logo, like the new “D” the dhimmicrats premiered (to a resounding thud) a while ago?
One pageview at an approved site other than LGF for every 10 updings you give CJ and for every 100 page refreshes
He’s getting rid of the pop-up ads?
Please don’t shut your blog down Chuck. The entertainment value is priceless.
Has The Johnson broken wind yet? I am tingling in anticipation?
Not yet, AFAIK. Probably doesn’t rise to the level of tingle-worthiness if a DoD scoop can apparently stop it in its tracks…
Probably a new manifesto: “Why I converted to Islam”
Now that would be intersting….but he doesn’t believe in any type of God.
He doesn’t believe in anything but his own opinions.
Am I going to miss the big announcement if I go to bed!!!!!
Yea sorry about this gang. We figure CJ’s still working on the “feature”.
How long does it take a 57 yo man to work his feature?
I looked over there for a nanosecond–(sort of like the 3 second rule for eating candy dropped on the floor)–and saw on the left–the Daily Kos ….Wow Wow Wow!!! Someone is in a CJ suit over there–can’t believe he would put DK on the site. Maybe he’s an android. …and a Lizard Lounge thread–thought that was a goner—no?
He’s kissing MarKKKos’ ass these days – and while I can’t stand KKKos, he certainly has the premier left blog – I doubt that he even cares if Chunky and the Bellevue Blog is linking him.
The executive decision was made to break the big news, so the post is scheduled at 3PM today. Stay tuned!