Remember When It Didn’t Stink?
In July of 2001, back when Little Green Footballs was known to fewer than 100 people, before the Dan Rather scandal was unearthed by others and publicized by 1.0, before Rush Limbaugh put LGF on the map, and before the “Lizard Army” was invented, Charles Johnson, a 48 year old computer programmer and ex-sideman posted this:
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Okay, to be fair, that’s a lame attempt at sophomoric humor by a guy pushing 50. Who among us hasn’t done something similar? But then Chuck delved into graphic representation.
Here he describes what he’d do if dealt three Jacks, an Ace, and a Wild Deuce:
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That post had a total of 9 comments.
Everyone’s gotta start somewhere, and yeah, that’s a cheap shot at Chuck, but on the other hand he deserves the mockery for the more recent self-righteous crap he and his minions of mental midgets throw at others. Bite me.
In the spirit of Killgore,
Science!
You’re being too harsh. I wasn’t there then, but that’s just about the most cogent thing I’ve ever read by Chaz.
That’s true.
This was LGF thread #770 – 770_proper_paper_usage.
The thread immediately before this one – LGF thread #769 – is one of the 292 disappeared threads.
Which raises the question – what scatological subject was plumbed so deeply on disappeared thread #769 that the #770 how-CJ-wipes-his-butt thread survives while #769 is hidden?
The whole “how CJ wipes his butt” comment actually sounds like something WE’d make up. Proof again that truth is stranger than fiction.
Yea, I remember reading back a bit through the archives when I joined LGF in Sept of 01. It was much simpler, more an online diary then a polemic.
Just for shits and grins, I created a Digg account just for the pleasure of further buying loozard comments at the Geller thread. NONE of their comments are showing. Damn, guys, it isn’t like any of you have lives or anything, you’d think Chunky’s welfare minions would have had time to go help the Boss.
Well the minions are frozen and confused and don’t know what to do. Do they go outside the compound? But wait, that’s the big cruel world that Daddy has preached constantly to stay away from. It doesn’t compute in their lizard brains. They are stuck in an infinite loop.
Well, he is scrubbing his blog vigorously. Perhaps he should try blotting it (completely off the internet)
UP. DING.
New rules: only use one square. Earth has a temperature, you know…
The earth also has a smell. For the love of Pete, use enough squares that you, and everything you touch, don’t stink!
Oh my,rotflol,sorry this was well before my brief lgf stint.selraC don’t need no steenkin’ toilet paper these days,a handful of smooth rocks in his left hand will suffice.
Well, now he has Ludwig’s tongue, so he needn’t bother with expensive toilet-paper. Progress!
Sheryl “One-Square” Crow could not be reached for comment.
This is the second time in as many days that Charles has misrepresented something as a run-on sentence. It’s not. Somebody needs to explain that to Charles. He’s like a parody of a dim-witted pundit.
He’s channeling Joe Biden, and Joe Biden isn’t even dead (though, I’ll admit, I didn’t get an opportunity to do brain wave tests on Biden to see whether he still has one, or ever did).
For Chucky, run-on sentence = sentence that causes buffer overflow in his head. Chucky needs another 256 byte ram module.
LOL.
Bingo!
Bufferoverflow Soldier
rotfl!
Timberrrrrr!
http://siteanalytics.compete.com/littlegreenfootballs.com/
KT claimed credit for Reuters photo manip of flotilla pix. Didn’t get much media notice even though it was big event.
You made me do it!
I just went splashing around in the tank full of hidden posts and comments and used baby wipes and found a traffic spike.
Look at the 6 Month veiw, he still had Quantcast turned on then.
http://www.quantcast.com/littlegreenfootballs.com
The spike was the uproar about the cropped images from the M.V. Rachel Corrie incident around the 6-8th June.
It was just a narrow blip on the downward trend. 8)
Hey Snowy, now you need a shower too!
Internet S.T.E., I went to the blogmoc archives for June. LOL. I do not go to LGF. Messy layout and slow loading site.
That was when he got a little publicity for his “why I became a leftist moonbat” manifesto.
And that traffic was only from people comparing the time stamps on KKKilgore’s “find” with the ones from the original sites. Which proved categorically that KKKilgore was a lying sack of shit. But we already knew that. Notice no one stayed after viewing the site.
lmfao.
I’ll give him credit though, baby wipes are a Godsend.
I’m amazed Chunky hasn’t taken the credit for the line of “adult” babywipes that are now on the market.
Was there ever an overnight open thread photo of an empty roll of toilet paper? Seems like he has given the subject a lot of thought. LOL
You go look, I ain’t falling for that trick twice in one day.
LOL, rusty hinge was probably on bathroom stall door.
Thank you and snow for the hazardous duty.
Little Pink Outhouse does not provide tp,order yer own at Amazon and hit the tip jar!
My entire time there, the guy rarely wrote more than one sentence at a time.
Now I know why.
He is the great Blogholio. Needs TP for his buuuunghole.
He needs TP for his pie-hole, all the shit that spews from it.
Oh Boy. I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing how Chuck wipes his ass. TMI!