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What’s in Spock’s Scanner

March 12, 2011

Have you ever wondered?

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  1. sacred ham
    March 12, 2011 at 12:47 pm | #1

    Now that’s ROFL material. The editing is perfect.

  2. March 12, 2011 at 1:05 pm | #2

    sacred ham :

    Now that’s ROFL material. The editing is perfect.

    Pure evil genius.

  3. March 12, 2011 at 1:05 pm | #3

    OMG! so funny! sooooo funny! literally laughing myself silly! er.

  4. beed
    March 12, 2011 at 1:30 pm | #4

    I think this vid is fake. They didn’t have Facebook in the future.

  5. poteen
    March 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm | #5

    beed :
    I think this vid is fake. They didn’t have Facebook in the future.

    Yea they did! The most popular page was for Planet Mustang Ranch 42-44.
    The hooker planet./

  6. Walter von Dichische
    March 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm | #6

    Owowowo what a feeling…

    …Ohura!

    Spock, you brown sugar feel poppingg devil you… :twisted:

  7. Walter von Dichische
    March 12, 2011 at 1:42 pm | #7

    Maybe Spock didn’t study the history of littlegreenfootballs because it’s completely forgotten by then. Otherwise, he’d know better.

    • beed
      March 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm | #8

      LGF was briefly a very good gaming blog in 2015. Then, in 2017, it started focusing on quilting and became an arts&crafts blog. With only one remaining poster in 2019, the blog went south. But Dark Falcon was always into quilting, he assured us.

      • Walter von Dichische
        March 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm | #9

        Until Iceweasel turned it into an S&M pr0n site. It vanished from the innertubes never to be heard from again in 2 months. In 2024, the Grand Mullah of Britain discovered some archive files, and ordered them destroyed, after having a copy made for himself.

      • chunky mijunksmall
        March 12, 2011 at 4:28 pm | #10

        In 2014, loodwigger embedded some butt secks pron, and tried to turn LGF into little ghey f#ckers!

  8. Walter von Dichische
    March 12, 2011 at 2:29 pm | #11

    Oh, Spock. Dint you learn nothin from Climategate in 2009? There ain’t no such thing as “delete”.

  9. sacred ham
    March 12, 2011 at 2:29 pm | #12

    Charles is wearing a thong today.

    • beed
      March 12, 2011 at 2:35 pm | #13

      How do we know? The wad is showing.

    • PrivateJohnson
      March 12, 2011 at 4:36 pm | #14

      it puts the lotion on it’s skin…..

  10. ThreeHundred
    March 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm | #15

    The vid within the vid: the breaking of Chuck.
    Who’s riding?

  11. beed
  12. King Minos
    March 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm | #17

    beed :
    I think this vid is fake. They didn’t have Facebook in the future.

    They don’t have Muslims in the future either.

    • Anonymous
      March 12, 2011 at 6:50 pm | #18
  13. beed
  14. jordanduram
    March 12, 2011 at 3:28 pm | #20

    A most excellent video. That said, this “spacebook” social app has nothing on V-World, nor does this “Starship Enterprise” have nothing on FTL!

  15. iceweasel’s strap on dildo
    March 12, 2011 at 3:44 pm | #21

    What does this have to do with LGF?

    • snowcrash
      March 12, 2011 at 7:06 pm | #22

      Is this a trick question?

      • Walter von Dichische
        March 12, 2011 at 7:35 pm | #23

        When a guy puts his hands on a woman’s tits, don’t expect a strap-on dildo to get it.

    • jordanduram
      March 12, 2011 at 11:21 pm | #24

      Must we speak of those who Love a Good Fisting all the time, Mr. Dildo?

  16. ryannon
    March 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm | #25

    iceweasel’s strap on dildo :
    What does this have to do with LGF?

    They’re all infantile dorks.

  17. ryannon
    March 12, 2011 at 3:50 pm | #26

    With another infantile dork as their leader.

  18. ryannon
    March 12, 2011 at 3:51 pm | #27

    Tbere’s also the ‘delete’ sequence. Remind you of anyone?

  19. Walter von Dichische
    March 12, 2011 at 3:52 pm | #28

    Another Ludwig sighting:

    http://pajamasmedia.com/tatler/2011/03/12/stratfor-report-overheated/

    I’m a PhD physicist, and several things are clear: (1) A core meltdown has occurred already. (2) Significant radiation leaks have occurred already. (3) The present condition of the reactor core is not stable. (4) The use of sea water as a reactor coolant is a last-ditch option, adopted because reactor coolant systems sustained major damage from (a) the earthquake, (b) the tsunami, and (c) the hydrogen explosion. (5) In consequence of ongoing radiation releases, the radius of the evacuation zone is being expanded aggressively. (6) The damage sustained by the reactor building and the containment vessel itself will require a Chernobyl-scale cleanup.

    Neither TEPCO corporate officials, nor Japanese government officials, are being publicly candid about the gravity of the situation, for the simple reason that the scale and severity of this event have passed beyond corporate and/or government ability to control and or mitigate.

    Yeah, sure you are… :roll:

    • Bunk X
      March 12, 2011 at 4:17 pm | #29

      Pheeeew. What a pantload of b.s. Ludwig, may I introduce you to Dorian…

      • March 12, 2011 at 10:38 pm | #30

        ROTFLMAO… Mr. PhD physicist has clearly and indisputably nether ever been inside a light water reactor, nor even seen the blueprints for one.

        Likewise he has even less of a clue about how they work then Penn State’s Micheal Mann has about ethics.

        What happened in the Fukushima Nuclear power plants was quite complicated, very very very bad, but nothing even remotely close to what this imbecile describes.

        Like all Light Water Reactors the Japanese reactors use fuel rods that are coated with Zircon, a Zinc alloy. It is used because it is extremely resistant to pure H2O’s tendency to dissolve metal halides.

        Unfortunately it also has the tendency around 2500 degree’s Centigrade to have a endothermic reaction with water which produces hydrogen gas.

        Light Water Reactor’s commonly have hydraulic actuated high pressure relief valves that once a certain pressure level is reached kick open and release excess steam pressure to prevent the reactor vessel from exploding from steam pressure.

        As soon as the pressure reaches a safe level the valve closes again automatically.

        What happened at the Fukushima reactor was that emergency relief valve kicked open and released an enormous amount of high hydrogen content steam. That high hydrogen content steam exploded, probably because the steam release shatter a number of florescent lights.

        Light Water Reactor’s like those at Fukushima are not even remotely similar in design to Russia’s Fukushima. For one they employ a two phase cooling system.

        In other words without electricity they cant get the water to circulate through the cooling tower. If the core gets hot enough the water turns to steam, and when the pressure gets high enough that steam forces open the emergency relief valve. When the pressure drops enough, the gravity feed system refills the reactor core and the cycle starts all over again.

        That is the primary cooling phase. The secondary cooling phase involves a water jacket built into the outside of the reactor core vessel. It works almost identical to the primary cooling phase except that the water in the secondary cooling phase never interacts with the fuel rods.

        When they talk about using sea water to cool the reactor they are most certainly talking about using it in the secondary cooling phase, not the primary cooling phase.

        More importantly, the way the fuel rod’s are placed in a light water reactor make a

        The core itself is submerged in water, that water is circulated through a cooling tower and returned to the reactor core via gravity fed. They require a pumping system to pull the water out and circulate through the cooling tower, but as a redundant safety measure the return feed is gravity fed.

    • Malachi Mulligan
      March 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm | #31

      Ludwig wouldn’t post on PJM. Charles wouldn’t like that.

  20. ryannon
    March 12, 2011 at 3:55 pm | #32

    Radioactive sushi.

    Billions will die.

    • Walter von Dichische
      March 12, 2011 at 4:20 pm | #33

      But at least the fish won’t spoil.

      • Daedalus
        March 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm | #34

        Algebra will solve it.

  21. ryannon
    March 12, 2011 at 4:08 pm | #35

    A propos, a little homage to the Fox News Newnouns:

    (Waves to Ludwigger)

  22. Pink Flamingo
    March 12, 2011 at 4:13 pm | #36

    Stop being so unkind to Ludwig. He is a Scientist, just like Mr Spock but his ears are more normal.

    You people are so horrid, I hate you all.

    • Walter von Dichische
      March 12, 2011 at 4:20 pm | #37

      How do you know? Ever seen his ears?

      • Pink Flamingo
        March 12, 2011 at 4:23 pm | #38

        Well, he has got long hair and a bushy beard so no I have not really seen his ears but I cannot imagine the lovely Miss S having anything to do with someone with pointy ears.

        Even if Ludwig has got pointy ears that really is no reason to hate him like you do.

      • beed
        March 12, 2011 at 6:13 pm | #39

        Luddy’s ears are rounded. Like the rest of his body. It’s a design theme.

    • Joost van den Vondel
      March 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm | #40

      “You people are so horrid, I hate you all.”

      Agreed. I especially hate one people.

      • Pink Flamingo
        March 12, 2011 at 4:25 pm | #41

        Quite Concur.

      • snowcrash
        March 12, 2011 at 7:08 pm | #42

        Quite concur.

  23. ryannon
    March 12, 2011 at 4:27 pm | #43

    Asswhistle was right: DoD is full of hateful nasty-assed Honey Badgers.

    • Daedalus
      March 12, 2011 at 5:40 pm | #44

      Maybe it gives her Porn ideas.

      • Walter von Dichische
        March 12, 2011 at 11:56 pm | #45

        Like when snakebit Honey Badger rolls on his back and shows his junk?

  24. chunky mijunksmall
    March 12, 2011 at 4:38 pm | #46

    Asswhistle was right: DoD is full of hateful nasty-assed Honey Badgers.

    Welcome to the party, pal!

  25. William Standish Knowels
    March 12, 2011 at 4:49 pm | #47

    Hey Chunk. Check it out!
    http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/tectonic_warming
    It’s only a matter of time. Maybe if we nuked…oh I don’t know…Mecca? Just enough for a short nuclear winter?

    • Dork_ Fowlcum’s Cuddel Buddy
      March 12, 2011 at 5:00 pm | #48

      This just in…DoD commenter advocates nuking Mecca. When questioned about the comment William Standish Knowels replied, “Would you rather Billions die? Ok. May-be that was over the top. How bout Culver City CA? Phinox, then? You know. For the chrildren.”

  26. Internet Septic Tank Engineer
    March 12, 2011 at 4:49 pm | #49

    The reasons we don’t talk about reactors here is that we don’t know shit about them.

    However, that does not stop the experts at LGF spouting shit.

    Thanos – This will make for a big salvage job, or a total write off for one reactor, I”m not sure which.

    austin_blue – Since reactors normally use ultra-pure water as coolant, that unit is going to be down for *long* time.

    goddamnedfrank – Total write off, fuel recovery and entombment. You can’t flood a reactor vessel with salt water and expect to ever use it again, the metal parts inside will start corroding immediately. That reactor is a done deal.

    Thanos – I think you are probably right, there’s no way I can see it getting re-certed with the stringent controls on Nuclear plants.

    FINALLY! commadore183 hits them with the cluebat.
    “”From what I read, the company was going to shut off that reactor on the 26th of this month.”"

    So now the discussion of reactors and all things nuclear turns to this…

    89 ggt
    Sat, Mar 12, 2011 1:36:45pm
    I just spent the last couple of hours cleaning and dusting bookshelves, the books on them and figuring out what to do with the crap that accumulated in front of the books on the shelves.

    What suprised me most is the dirt that accumulated under my fingernails.

    • ryannon
      March 12, 2011 at 5:53 pm | #50

      LGF: When Scientific American Magazine isn’t enough.

      • beed
        March 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm | #51

        LGF – the Cadillac on the scientific information super highway.

      • beed
        March 12, 2011 at 6:28 pm | #52

        LGF Pages – the peer review of peer review.

        Or as Luddy would put it: LGF Pages – the crop de la cream.

      • Walter von Dichische
        March 12, 2011 at 6:39 pm | #53

        Cream de la Crap.

      • Walter von Dichische
        March 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm | #54

        BTW, here’s one for Luddy: peer-reviewed bullshit on how climate change causes earthquakes and volcanoes.

        http://www.abuhrc.org/newsmedia/Pages/event_view.aspx?event=5

        Srsly.

    • MrPaulRevere
      March 12, 2011 at 6:21 pm | #55

      Thanos is a pompus fool with an inflated sense of his own importance. I remember when he made the decision to publish his real name, he made it out to be an act of courage akin to the Marines raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

    • Walter von Dichische
      March 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm | #56

      Captain Obvious. Yeah, the reactor vessel is toast. :roll:

      • March 12, 2011 at 10:44 pm | #57

        I wouldn’t bet on that, it was SCRAM’d right away odds are actually pretty good that the reactor vessel itself and the core are still in sound condition. The outer containment building is toast though.

  27. Malachi Mulligan
    March 12, 2011 at 6:11 pm | #58

    Gaia is vewy, vewy agnwy. Comment by Ludwig as soon as the sun goes down.

  28. sacred ham
    March 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm | #59

    Chuck gets burned by the 48 minute rule yet again – he really has a premature announcification problem:

    Nuclear Meltdown Averted at Japan Plant
    Japan dodges a nuclear bullet
    Charles Johnson
    World • Sat Mar 12, 2011 at 12:35 pm PST

    Update: Nuclear Meltdown May Be Under Way
    Earlier reports that a meltdown had been averted may have been premature
    Charles Johnson
    World • Sat Mar 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm PST

    • Malachi Mulligan
      March 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm | #60

      Don’t worry – all we have to do is click our heels together and “go solar”. Obama the Magical Wish-Fulfilling President will see to it.

      • sacred ham
        March 12, 2011 at 6:56 pm | #61

        I’m going to resist the urge to use the Japanese disaster to make political points – might as well wait for them to do it at the swamp and then mock them. YMMV.

        Actually I already saw them doing it earlier today, but it’s been too nice a day here to do any serious swamp exploration.

    • Emperor
      March 12, 2011 at 6:49 pm | #62

      Not again! My advice to Chuck is to only post stories on news items that are at least three days old…

      That way his minions don’t get the idea that he might be wrong about something! Then they might think that it might be OK to go to other websites to get even some of their news.

  29. Speranza
    March 12, 2011 at 6:48 pm | #63

    MrPaulRevere :
    Thanos is a pompus fool with an inflated sense of his own importance. I remember when he made the decision to publish his real name, he made it out to be an act of courage akin to the Marines raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

    I always used to fight with that guy.

  30. Joost van den Vondel
    March 12, 2011 at 6:50 pm | #64

    beed :
    LGF Pages – the peer review of peer review.
    Or as Luddy would put it: LGF Pages – the crop de la cream.

    Making fun of Ludwig’s confusion when it comes to idioms or French is neither here nor there. Unlike you, Ludwig actually knows shit. It would be a hell of a lot more constructive if you were to ask “Ludwig, the world is in trouble right now, what can we do to fix this?”

    Words can not express the contempt I have for Scandinavian pansies such as yourself. But algebra can: Pi * R^2 * infinity.

    • Malachi Mulligan
      March 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm | #65

      Ludwig knows shit. You got that right.

      • sacred ham
        March 12, 2011 at 7:00 pm | #66

        Billions of E coli bacteria will die!!

      • Joost van den Vondel
        March 12, 2011 at 7:01 pm | #67

        Two people on my hate list now. Welcome.

      • sacred ham
        March 12, 2011 at 7:03 pm | #68

        Cool, do I get a booklet of discount coupons or any other membership benefits?

    • Walter von Dichische
      March 12, 2011 at 7:13 pm | #69

      ISTE knows shit. Let’s see Ludwig debate shit with an expert.

    • spaceallah
      March 12, 2011 at 7:47 pm | #70

      Ludwig is a moron and a fraud.

  31. Joost van den Vondel
    March 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm | #71

    Malachi Mulligan :
    Ludwig knows shit. You got that right.

    Then let me ask you this, clever word guy: Either Ludwig does not know shit or he knows shit. Which is it?

    • beed
      March 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm | #72

      Both.

    • Malachi Mulligan
      March 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm | #73

      He knows a slut when he sees one, that’s for sure.

      • Joost van den Vondel
        March 12, 2011 at 7:26 pm | #74

        Stop the slut-shaming. I will not stand idly by while you shame Ludwig with sluts. Grown-ups use sluts for other things than shaming.

  32. Malachi Mulligan
    March 12, 2011 at 7:15 pm | #75

    If this were LGF, we’d be scrabbling like loozards to look up “Joost’s” karma and previous posts, and scrutinizing his avatar for clues to the identity of the troll/sock. As it is, we just point and laugh.

    Rock on, Joost!

    • sacred ham
      March 12, 2011 at 7:24 pm | #76

      I bailed before all that silly pull-my-dinger stuff was added. That they check to see who up/down-dinged each other, and then have bitchy arguments about it… ugh.

  33. Malachi Mulligan
    March 12, 2011 at 7:24 pm | #77

    I’m pretty sure that any suggestions by Ludwig on how to “fix” the world would start with putting Republicans in cages and letting librul kids poke them with sticks.

    • Joost van den Vondel
      March 12, 2011 at 7:36 pm | #78

      Ok, maybe. But then that would be the conclusion of a well reasoned, and well presented, chain of thought. It is not like Ludwig grabs things out of thin air.

      • Village Idiot’s Apprentice
        March 12, 2011 at 8:01 pm | #79

        That’s some funny sh*t right there….
        I don’t care who you are.

  34. ryannon
    March 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm | #80

    Malachi Mulligan :
    If this were LGF, we’d be scrabbling like loozards to look up “Joost’s” karma and previous posts, and scrutinizing his avatar for clues to the identity of the troll/sock. As it is, we just point and laugh.
    Rock on, Joost!

    I think he’s joost in it for the lulz.

  35. tunnelrat
    March 12, 2011 at 8:06 pm | #81

    There is an add for the newest Ann Coulter book on LGF right now.
    Heh!

  36. song_and_dance_man
    March 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm | #82

    I’m surprised Kirk didn’t toss that dwarf.

  37. March 12, 2011 at 11:27 pm | #83

    I’m saving this video for a special return to another board where they live, breathe, eat, drink, piss and shit Star Trek 24/7!

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