And the Mystery LGFer Is…
January 28, 2012
Last night, Walter gave us a snippet from his email inbox, and we were left to guess who the lizard author was. Here’s the snip:
5-21-2011
This is my first “behind the scenes” email ever to an LGF member, but like you say you’re easy to find. I just want to say I support you, and that was a pretty shitty thing for him to do. All Charles has to do now is get rid of Buck and Steve and it will be “goose-step” heaven.
We allowed for plenty of time for visitors to enter their guesses, Walter has handed us the envelope, and we’re now ready to end this round. Ladies and gentlemen, “stalkers” and loozards, the author of the above quote is…
hmmm…I don’t think anyone picked this one….
Categories: Little Green Footballs
mr pancakes, walter l newton
This post is making me hungry.
Now forever known as St Pancakes
So has the “we don’t post anything from stolen emails” policy held fast through this? It was the inviolable policy when the Climategate emails were released, thus allowing one to avoid confronting all sort of issues they raised.
By extension, these emails should be completely ignored – Lizards wouldn’t want to fall from high horses and all.
Mr. Pancakes should be safe and secure knowing that no Lizard at any time would ever read/contemplate/comment on a “stolen email.”
ohhhh
good point
I had forgotten about that stance they had taken
yep, Mr Pancakes is as safe as a babe in it’s mothers arms
More like as safe as a baby in SFZ’s womb.
I SEE A NAZI… I SEE A NAZI…. IT’S CHARLES… HE’S A NAZI.
SNOTSIES EVAWARE!
I’m kind of disappointed-I was hoping that Dark Falcon had taken a leap forward and realized just how unhealthy LGF was for him. It’s sad to see someone with a clue about what’s wrong in this country constantly backing down and groveling for expressing his opinion to a bunch of moonbat morons.
DF has invested too much. Like a guy who has invested in a sinking company, he keeps putting a little in each day to rationalize his “investment.”
But I can’t imagine that he hasn’t written to Walter to share sympathies. And I can’t imagine that Walter, being in the drama business, doesn’t want to save some of the bigger names for times that make for a better show.
BWTFDIK…
You’re asking him to abandon the only family that ever actually loved him. A bit harsh, no?
well Mr Pancakes is toast
Maybe his name will distract Charles and the Grand Lizard will forget to ban him after falling into a pancakes and syrup induced stupor.
I was over at LGF for a bit today, and Naso Tang still is there.
So, who knows what is in store for Mr Pancakes.
To be known from this day forward as the traitor……..Mr. Panzercakes
He shall be redeemed upon assuming the nic “Mr. Pandercakes”
Hell no one even thought of St. Pancake
(and yes that pic makes me hungry; stuck at work another 9 1/2 hours)
Ok… let me just put Dark Falcon and his statement “I only sent Walter one email” remark. He is tripping or something… he never sent me any emails. So… you can all calm down, there is not going to be any Dark Falcon meltdown on LGF.
Oh… by the way (waves to Dark Falcon)… Kurt… settle down… I don’t even know anything about you. Heh heh heh.
Thus validating the need for my BWTFDIK disclaimer above …
Thanks.
I know that he is the Lord General of a powerful Warhammer army that he commands from his subterranean fortress……….also known as mom’s basement.
Dam, no Mountain Lion drama!
No, No, No, don’t give us any hints. I don’t know what the fascination with the once conservative turned jellyfish is either, but I want to play this game unfettered by any knowledge of who it is or is not.
You never know you might get one forwarded to you now from an anti dark falcon LGFer.
BWTFDIK? Hey… leave me alone. If you want to flirt with someone, do it with Beed.
BWTFDIK = But What The Fuck Do I Know for anyone unfamiliar.
I find myself needing to use it.
hey Mr Pancakes….
just curious, why would you bitch and complain about how much LGF sucks and how it’s basically ” goosestep heaven” and yet remain all this time?
with hindsight, that was agonizingly obvious. I think the problem is that everyone forgot that guy existed.
Mr. Pamkes. I bet he got the name from St. Pancakes.
Mr. Pancakes has pooped in the living room for the last time!
Unless Chunky doesn’t read here, in which case this treachery will be ignored. Little birdies, don’t tell the fat man about this, please. It would break his heart.
I clicked “read more…” with great anticipation to see the author of the latest e-mail drop.
After which my first and only reaction was…….
Who the fuck is Mr. Pancakes?!
Me too, Pakimon. I’m one-for-three on the traitor-recognition scoreboard.
I think Mr. P’s name warrants some recognition as a derivative of St. Pancakes. Unless he works at a Denny’s restaurant.
I guess it’s too much to hope for, that Lewd-Wanker could have been exchanging friendly emails with Walter.
What do I hate more than useless white space?
People spamming twitter!
Useless “space of color”?
Colour or color?
You see that would cause problems. there is only one way to spell white.
I just made a blockquote quote sandwich!
Cool… Bagua will be proud.
I’ll go with color.
It would except if you used the magic asterisk. Then you could spell white in a variety of ways.
*wahite *wyte *wite.
HA! I made a blockquote Big Mac!
I know of at least one person Walter made an active effort to draw out, so anything is possible.
That person was you, right? See, I’m like a detective, even though I don’t specialize in hunting Nazis like Herr Chunky.
I’m jealous, though. Nobody ever tries to draw me out. Guess they get enough of my bs, just reading the comments.
Man I wish it was me, I would have planted some goodies and seen where they ended up. Kinda like putting dye markers in a waterway
Winsagio– I meant to ask you. When you and WUB were posting that Big Cowboy Prose stuff months ago, was that original, or were you coopting it from elsewhere? It was hilarious.
You really need to quit saying I’m windsagio like its some big GOTCHA! moment.
What big cowboy thing are you talking about? I’m not being coy or anything, I really have no idea.
Not a gotcha at all. Honest question.
Claytonia, this is what I was thinking of:
http://diaryofdaedalus.com/2011/06/15/charles-accuses-robert-stacy-mcain-of-impersonation/#comment-76702
Are you familiar with the “Fear Factor” kerfuffle, with its obvious tie-in to the life of Moobster?
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/01/28/0126-fearfactor-ex-tmz-01.jpg
More I cannot say…without ralphing on my keyboard.
Keith Jarrett is unbearable. There, I said it. Feels good to get that off my chest.
LGF music selections ===> Maximizing pretentiousness.
Unbearable? Maybe. He is certainly unwatchable. It is like watching a mild Tourettes outburst or something while he is on the piano bench. Video is not his friend.
Mr. Pancakes is another one of the good guys who just stopped posting at Littele Green Footballs and got a life somewhere else..
His last post was Oct 16, 2011 7:25:16pm and then no more…
He could be dead through natural causes or even committed suicide for all we know.
R.I.P Mr. Pancakes
Walter shares private personal e-mails from people that trusted him.
I just share publicly posted comments from Little Green Footballs.
I’ve tried all of the anti depressants, even cocktails of several at a time and double dosages
Goodbye Mr. Pancakes….
That’s messed up.
I hope he’s OK.
Will Charles Johnson mention this?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/obama-fanatic-threatens-to-fill-az-sheriff-joe-arpaio-with-a-thousand-bullet-holes-deputy-chief-interviewed/
That guy has crazy eyes, and mental-patient hair. A “Moderate-for-Obama,” in other words.
Did Chunky cover the Occupy Rager today, in Oakland? Was it fomented by undercover Tea Partiers or something?
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/01/28/occupy-oakland-protest-turns-violent-police-use-tear-gas/
Charles is a dishonest blogger!
Right Wing anti immigration maniac attacks law enforcement official…
Or why I parted ways with every human being I’ve ever crossed paths with.
Pancakes should have tried hanging out here for a stretch, before he went off the bridge. This place could cheer up a Packers-fan.
I spent some time thinking, are you referring to making fun of OldLineTexan? I kind of vaguely remember that happening.
Pretty much certainly ad-libbed.
replied below, that’s ad-libbed.
If that was all ad-libbed, it’s the best ad-libbing tag-team stream of absurd prose I’ve ever seen here. Kudos.
oops wrong button, both ended up at the bottom. No more making fun of people for being bad with technology!
The button was pushed, yet it pushed back against the steel flesh of the blue barrel of technology.
Naw. Can’t do it.
Windsagio
And I would have planted your head up your ass.
and you are?
He’s dickish.
Mr. Dickish to you.
Yeah!
I really love this place, only on Diary of Daedalus could someone combine gardening with perverted sexual practices and included a donkey!
The donkey wouldn’t be there if the spelling was British.
Did Charles give you permission to post here?
He/She/It is allowed to post here by proxy. This person is entertaining.
its good to have some sparring partners. LGF gets really boring now that almost all the rightwingers have been kicked out.
(Buck doesn’t count, I think he’s kept around because he reinforces the negative stereotypes)
A blog filled with back-patters is not fun to read.
“I like horses!”
“So do I!”
“I hate people who don’t like horses!”
“So do I!”
“Ditto.”
“Back atcha.”
etc.
yes, also not having to self-censor. Its nice not worrying about having to offend the site owner!
Ain’t no site owner here. Offend away!
Do’nt think one needs permission to post on a blog, are you gonna go crying to him to try to get ‘me’ banned?
That would be what we call a “Bitch move”
Wrong blog, dearie. We do bitch moves all the time here. Ask Beed. He’s the sultry one.
Why would I get in touch with Charles? I despise that thing.
I was asking you because Charles is like Stalin. He demands undivided loyalty. As for being a bitch, that’s Charles Johnson!
If I was on the Left, LGF would not be where I go to get info. Huffington Post is way better and so is Kos. LGF is more like a cult.
A Blog that is obsessed with Nazis belongs in the 1930′s!
In the 1930s, blogs were tightly controlled as to what was posted. Thank God President Herbert Hoover signed the Freedom of Web Logs Act in 1932.
Well, I’m glad it was a huge-comment-count, ultra-high profile, leading member of the LGF community.
Wait, what?
yep, that fooled you didn’t it!
(fooled me now three times…)
my point is, these aren’t exactly shocker, big deal revelations. Where are the ones from chuckies main defenders on the forum now, and his most loyal troops? That would be something. So far they are less than something. Who the hell is mr. pancake? (st. pancake’s less-saintly brother?)
The meaning of is that the pixie stick blog no longer has any pixie in it. evaporated away. And the stick that is left often has bad thoughts about its creator.
That was Irish Rose as well: she openly admitted that the LGF cult was more of a family to her than anything she encountered in the trailer parks of Wyoming, MI. Which makes the way she stabbed in the back so many people who helped her out even more disturbing.
Did she stab Obdicut, too? Or was that someone else, who mistook him for a Roaring Twenties “swell,” and decided to let a little air out of his balloon?
naw…metaphorically. From what I heard, when Fatso did a mass banning of the Corr. Cmte crowd (even after their “No LGF Bashing allowed” stance), she sent realwest a nasty email. The same realwest who played a key role in raising $$ to send her to San Diego to see her son off to Iraq.
And, what she did to zombie.
Well I usually hassle you guys so even if he was watching, knew who I was, and was feeling all fascist I probably wouldn’t get shit.
Just to further insure myself against future bans though, let me make it clear that a big part of the fun of coming over here is feeling absolutely unfettered and being able to say whatever the hell I want (that’s a compliment!)
And there are a lot of smart, funny, mean people over here.
Still, and here’s my insurance, you yourself are some kind of wonderfully massive idiot. Like it boggles my mind how you manage to navigate your kitchen each day without exploding your head in a microwave.
OK serious question since you are an LGFer.
Does Charles thinks he’s changing the world or leading a new movement?
Daedalus, Clay is straddling two canoes and she’s got strong thighs. I have no idea what that means, but it sounded good.
Rodent is so stupid, that if it wasn’t for gravity his feet wouldn’t find the floor when he gets out of bed.
HoneyB, you’re straddling nothing except your face. Get clever or get lost.
Naso tang is still there. Reine is still there. Who know about Pancakes? Windsagio is still allowed over there even after coming here. I get the feeling fatso is now in quite the pickle: if he bans the three (so far) emailers, he has to admit this site leads him by the nose; however, by keeping the emailers around, he becomes like the cuckold husband who still keeps his wife around, even though she flaunts in front of him that she is humiliating him.
But since he never reads this site, I guess he’ll never know.
It must be humiliating for Charles when he told people not stalk unless he approved it first, then they go and do it anyway ignoring his wisdom
Thanks for the kind words!
Charles will be proud and will not ban you!
Ah Daedulus is pretty informed and intelligent on the radio. Unlike Charles who came across with a lot of cardboard like pregnant pauses on the Dennis Prager show. Even though I gave Charles kudos for being funny. He wasn’t. One could tell Prager was embarrassed for his audience.
any movement that Moobly McCheetohman does will tilt the earth off its rotation
Oh.Wow.
The truth always hurts.
Some women, like SFZ for instance, aren’t imbued with the maternal instinct to care and nurture the babies. Might interfere with prom.
Even Great Britain is getting over the scam that was AGW, turned into climate change, then climate chaos, fell into severe disrepute with the Climategate(s) Nontroversies, and experienced the chilling spectacle of “The Gore Effect.” You jumped on board, Chunky, and you sank it! All your damn fault, the grant-gusher is drying up.
http://toryaardvark.com/2012/01/27/britain-falls-out-of-love-with-the-green-socialist-state/
What’s more humiliating, Fat Stuff? Your belligerent, snide, stupidheaded support for a dead hypothesis, or the fact that your love-life consists of housing donkey-hoagie every Saturday night in Juarez?
Ron Paul is rocking the Arizona GOP straw poll apparently …
Ron Paul: 256 votes
Newt Gingrich: 20 votes
Mitt Romney: 17 votes
Rick Santorum: 8 votes
http://strawpoll.azgop.org/results/results-january-28-2012/
Breaking news!
Dork_Falcon tells a whole country they can “Fuck Off!”
Dark Falcon in……..
WARHAMMER VS. THORHAMMER
No matter who wins, we all lose
I don’t know psycho Viking but techno Viking was pretty funny.
OK – gotta say it …
I guess I have been away from LGF and all LGF related for so long that I feel like I have missed too many episodes of “Days of Our Lives” to make sense of anything.
So, questions:
1) Is the she devil who Chuck started up with at the very same time he turned over a known person? What is known about her?
2) When and how did Chuck get associated with Cheetos?
3) Does Chuck no longer ride a bike and has he gained weight? Or was the bike thing all an act in the first place?
1. His ex is still around. She’s got her own fitness blog.
2. That is one of the more inane memes that get tossed around here.
3. He had some sort of accident, and he’s gained weight. Biking was one of his hobbies.
Given Chunky’s present girth, the irony of his ex having a “fitness” blog is pretty hilarious.
Inane maybe but it’s the “go to” meme when engaging in Chunk bashing. I always assumed the meme originated from one of Chuckles’ old comments.
He had an accident all right. He “accidentally” discovered the tasty, cheesy goodness of Cheetos.
Cheetos may be an inane meme, but piss in a bottle is based on eyewitness testimony.
Mr. Pancakes is Log Cabin Syrup Republican so CJ may cut him some slack.
Next to Cheetos, I bet he can’t get enough of the stuff……….. and by that I mean he probably loves the stuff on a plate right next to his Cheetos.
The following stated by dumbass FREETOKEN
re: #225 Slumbering Behemoth
Oh, you’re quite right. Americans have over a century of having the ability/luxury of dictating to smaller countries what should and should not happen.
My point is that we, the world, are transitioning away from that model of international regime, and a non-trivial segment of the American electorate are having a hard time swallowing that.
AND I SAY….
Americans have always been for freedom and independence. A non-trivial segment of the American electorate will shove this right up your ass.
And, have a nice day.
SanFranciscoZionist has the maternal instinct, however she is fucking nuts, and certified fucking nuts and on serious medication. Can’t get pregnant if you are on anti-nuts medication.
By that short exchange it seems b_sharp is certifiably fucking nuts too!
None of this was revealed from private e-mails, it is all there in the open at Little Green Footballs.
ummmm…., is it the AM yet?
/waahaa
One Flew Over The Stork’s Nest
I was on Paxil for about a week about 15 years ago. After a week, I wanted to kill all gay whales, murder the homosexuals, and nuke the homosexuals….
and….
huh?
Where am I?
Well, you get the idea.
I stopped taking it.
And I then realized that I was “depressed” because my older sister wanted me to be depressed.
I stopped talking to her in 2000.
And, why yes.
I am earning bundles of money. I raised my two sons from ages 6 and 4 (they are now in college).
The good news is that I am pregnant!
I hate myself when I’m off my meds too.
(Takes another swig of Jack Daniels)
Sideways!
really quite humorous. Dork Fowl Cum giving PLL advice on life.
“And, when you paint the gold paint, you should turn the lights down low and open a window so Mom won’t yell at you in the morning at breakfast. Dad won’t say anything because he’ll be watching CNN.”
http://www.thethirdjihad.com/
Oh – hon’…. aren’t the Occupy Whatever Shit people cute?
Let’s go to Costco and fill the tank with gas.
Chocolate is a necessary nutrient if you are a girl….
Hard hitting commentary from the LGF regulars. I liked it better when Gus was whining about extension cords, thermostats and Visqueen.
There, fixed that for ya!
http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/pancakes-x-111.jpg
Frak! That’s not Rachel Corrie! 8)
Yep, Gus really knows what he is talking about…
get rid of that monarchy that costs british tax payers about 34 million pounds a year and brings in about five billion pounds per year in revenue from tourism.
What is it with this guy and “unecessarry” quotations?
I don’t “know”. I don’t think he “knows” either.
He’s got a “surplus” of them in a “box” in the back seat of his “car” where he keeps his “personal” “belongings” when he’s not at his “sister’s” house.
I “love” using “sarcasm” quotes.
Almost as much as I “love” “using” the “magic” “spelling” asterisk.
And the “inane” Cheetos “meme”.
*assterisk
Brits need to get rid of the Queen, and get a Messiah, like the US has.
One of the major problems that I see with the US is that many (most?) of us still have this fascination with royalty. Maybe it’s not a blue-blooded royal per se anymore, but we have our sports heroes, movie stars, rich people, people who are famous for being famous, YouTube sensations… Personally, I’m glad we tossed the Brits out and I just wish we had given the Tories the boot at the same time. Perhaps we’d have less of this ridiculous class warfare getting traction.
Walter has handed the BRC another envelope, and I just scheduled ROUND FOUR, coming this evening at 7PM CST.
I say cookbook girl again. No reason to assume some of the sycophants only sent one e-mail and shes quite the prolific back-stabber.
It’s a fun series.
I say the next mystery lizard is Bagua.
: )
You know… every blog has to have the armchair blog whore, the one who thinks he/she could do better, yet all they can really do is sit around, drunk, drugged out and snipe about how they would do something.
Well I’ll tell you what jerk-wad… maybe I should post some of the emails that were sent to me about you when you first showed up on DoD. You’ve already been pegged as a troll, and my email chain on you comes up with some very interesting information. Those phony little essays about knowing so much about Charles… I have proof that they are bullshit, and so are you.
So… if you think you could better… go for it. And I’ll just start releasing some of the crap I have on you. I have 16 emails about you… and there’s a nice little present in them for you if you want to get nasty with me.
You want to see something?
damn, this just gets better and better! This is hilarious! i love having the cranky one over here!
Man, as entertaining as a find this, Walter really is a piece of shit for revealing stuff in private e-mails.
Wish I could say what I really think over at LGF. I tried it once…..it didn’t even last long enough for me to read it.
There is no such animal as a private email. If you send it Zuckerberg will publish it. Google will index it. The only thing stopping that is a boundary that hasn’t been traversed. See wikileaks. Walter is an example of the modern man geek. Hang your balls out in the wind and tell people to stfu. It’s the new man I tell you. only the fit survive. The weak disconnect.
Got it. Ok troll. Next comment. At least you won’t get blacked and banned from here for having an opinion. Go take that lesson back to your Lizard Queen.
As entertaining as this is i hope it continues as long as possible. I think Walter is doing a service to us and the two faced people who are being exposed for the hypocrites they are on a hypocritical blog. And by the way….he has not revealed any personal information , just stupid made up blog names….if Mr. pancakes or Naso are horrible embarrassed behind thei anonymous blog names then in suppose they just create new ones and remain just as anonymous. For example, Naso tang can become Naso tang 2 and reine can be reine 2 and now mr pancakes can be mr pancakes2 . No one would ever be the wiser…..now I have to board my flight back to Florida from Denver .
Blacked? Is that like being colored? I meant “blocked”.
(channeling ISTE)
coloured or colored? ;lol:
*;lul;
Got a nasty bruise yesterday, it is already turning banned and blue.
Fabio got a nasty bruise on his face by getting it smashed by a ban stork while riding on a roller coaster.
A “fervent Obama supporter”? Does that mean he will be found not guilty by reason of insanity?
Wow… long time no see you! I still have the fossils.
Thinking that the BRC may be getting some e-mails about now with request that any e-mails in the storage bin on Crankypanties hard drive not be allow to become pikles hereon.
May be a few posters about with dierears’a.
I know you were laughing when you wrote “dierears’a”. I’m laughing because I understood it.
Charles and the ‘oldsters’ have the new movement bubbling up around them, but they don’t really like it.
The big conflict now is really old-left vs new-left, with a few people finally getting opportunities to chip away at the massive Pro-Israel monolith.
The managerial style hasn’t changed at all though, its just who’s getting the stick.
Still, by the rules of that place Steve and Walter (especially walter) should have gotten banned years ago. It’s just massively full of eneablers for the old posters, they can get away with anything!
I for one am waiting for Alouette to advocate exterminating the Palestinians again, so I can point it out and have it be ignored again.
That was impressive. You may have a cheeseburger.