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BUCK PART II
The drama continues. Here’s a recap.
Long time Lizard “Buck” (LGF Class of 2001) called out Charles Johnson for taking quotes out of context with regard to anti-jihadist Brigitte Gabriel on the CNN/President Zucker thread. Rather than debate differences in opinion, Johnson and the LGF hive descended with emotional vitriol and name calling, completely disregarding the facts.
[Ref: Buck Schools the LGFer]
In order to dismiss Buck’s argument, Johnson posted fabricated quotes attributed to Gabriel (just as he did with Rush Limbaugh) and linked to a NYT article attacking Gabriel written by Laurie Goodstein whose information came from Lebanese Hizbollah supporter Hwaida Saad. (Saad claims that Arab-Christian Brigitte Gabriel lies about her family’s persecution at the hands of muslim extremists.)
Back to the present. Buck chose not to walk away quietly, as he knew he had facts on his side:
Buck was polite and to the point, but self-appointed LGF guard dog “wrenchwench” spotted the new comments and put out the alert:
Charles Johnson can’t accept being shown he’s wrong, even when it’s done with polite respect and backed up by facts. It’s easier to demonize and kill the messenger at Little Green Footballs. MORE TO COME.
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Update: We held off posting more as we fully expected a new swarm of dingwars, but there are so few Lizards willing to be marked and tracked by Johnson’s in-house stealth system (“spy mode” allows registered lizards to track and fink on each other) that they went silent in paranoia. Once the ban stick is taken down and bonked on the floor a few times, the eggshells get big, brittle and scary for the sycophantic lizard lappers of Little Green Footballs.
We agree that name calling is childish, but once we post Charles Johnson’s own words and bust him on it, we’re only quoting the late Andrew Breitbart when we refer to the big boy cheap-shot cut-N-paste futon drama diva as “fuckface.”
Thank you Charles.
Charles Johnson Can’t Decide Whose Side He’s On Re: Boston Terrorists
Charles Johnson has been spazzing out for the past few days trying to defend radical islam and find targets to attack (including -surprise- Pamela Geller, Jim Hoft, Glenn Beck and the late Andrew Breitbart). Because the terrorists were self-described radical islamists, Charles just can’t bring himself to call them what they are: MUSLIM TERRORISTS.
What motivated the terrorists? Really? How ’bout radical islam, Chuck? C’mon, say it.
SAY IT LIKE YOU DID FOR EIGHT YEARS.
Only a few hours previously, Charles claimed that conservatives wanted the surviving fugitive terrorist alive in order to torture him for intel.
Charles you’re rocking now. Please don’t stop.
US NATURALIZATION OATH OF ALLEGIANCE
The principles embodied in the Oath are codified in Section 337(a) in the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA), which provides that all applicants shall take an Oath that incorporates the substance of the following:
1. Support the Constitution;
2. Renounce and abjure absolutely and entirely all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which the applicant was before a subject or citizen;
3. Support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
4. Bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and
A. Bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; or
B. Perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; or
C. Perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law.
Update: Conditions for Revocation of US Citizenship
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Daedalus Addendum: Charles takes a shot at Pam Geller in a post about the capture of Tamerlan Tsarnaev.
Pam Geller is the center of Charles Johnson’s world. He ties her to every current event as if she’s responsible for all the world’s ills. The truth is he still can’t get over the fact she has rejected him.
Get a life loser!
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Update: It’s a Downding Festival!
Please Ignore That 60 Year Old Charles Johnson Is Hawking Teenage Thai Porn
“Four years of white supremacist terror.” Really, Chuck, don’t you think that’s a bit over the top? The Aryan Brotherhood barely exists, the neonazis are hardly the size of a wart on your massive ego, and your intuitive forensics are kinda blatantly stupid.
Note that Charles has rewritten his script so as not to show the date and time his idiocy was posted. That screencap is from 8 April 2013.
Now note that once again Chuck’s got the story entirely wrong and blamed the murders of Texas D.A. Mike McLelland and his wife on the Aryan Brotherhood – a despicable racist organization – except that they didn’t do it. Stacy McCain has the story that his friend Charles missed by a mile.
What? It wasn’t scary white supremacists highlighted in an eight-minute MSNBC segment? Nobody that Mark Potok warned us about? Not even a Tea Party member? No, a disgraced lawyer with a personal grudge.
Charles, instead of cutting and pasting stuff you don’t know about, let’s talk about your telephone experiences with The Good Thai Girls, and you can write all the fantasies you want (wink wink nudge nudge).
What a rumpswab.
The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Turns 60 – Happy Nirthday Charles Johnson
Happy Nirthday, Charles, and we mean that with all sincerity. You’ve provided us with so much entertainment over the years, watching you turn on and back stab both mentors and allies (i.e., Andrew Breitbart, Roger Simon, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Fjordman, Patterico, Zombie and many others, including the 15,800+ banned/deleted/erased) who helped and promoted Little Green Footballs in its heyday.
Thanks for such great reporting, too. You uncovered the truth behind the State Flags of both Tennessee and Ohio, Weinergate and Breitbart’s Menuboard Laptop; you showed us the correct pronunciation of the word “milieu,” obsessed about Pamela Geller, created the LGF fake views and retweets counters, deleted/blocked/rewrote your own words and those of others, sent loyal lizards to astroturf Amazon and post poor reviews of books that hadn’t been released, defended Killgore’s Midnight Run at Hot Air, and enlightened us on the finer art of calendar photography. Please forgive us for not listing all of your great accomplishments, but there’s just not enough room to cover them all.
If it weren’t for you, this blog and many others wouldn’t exist. Thanks so much.
You Rumpswab.
Just another day in The Swamp.
This amused me. Multiple vapid (but otherwise innocuous) comments by ProLifeWTF deleted by Charles, just to give him a spanking. So petulant. At least all but #282 were quoted.
Charles Johnson Promotes Charles Johnson to Top Featured Page on LGF
Fascinating topic, but what did Charles write about Rob Zombie’s opinion of movie scores? Absolutely nothing; but hey, it was promoted to the top of the list.
Congratulations, Charles, you’ve become a self-absorbed pantload.
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Aside from all that, from the Who Gives A Crap Department, there’s this:
Nope, and it wasn’t darthstar saying “booger” either. Because Charles was messing around, duplicating comments and faking his stats, the true 9 millionth comment came weeks later than he claimed:
Mr. Pitiful: Charles Johnson Cuts & Pastes & Propagates Misinformation
You ready for the dissection? Here we go. The story Charles Johnson refers to links here, where we find this:
The resolution grew out of a dispute between the American Civil Liberties Union and the Rowan County Board of Commissioners. In a federal lawsuit filed last month, the ACLU says the board has opened 97 percent of its meetings since 2007 with explicitly Christian prayers.
Overtly Christian prayers at government meetings are not rare in North Carolina. Since the Republican takeover in 2011, the state Senate chaplain has offered an explicitly Christian invocation virtually every day of session, despite the fact that some senators are not Christian.
Got that? The State of North Carolina is under attack by the ACLU for opening prayer at state sessions, so in defense and to defeat the frivolous lawsuits, the State proposes to legalize Christian prayer via legislation. In other words, North Carolina was goaded into action by the actions of the liberal ACLU.
But that’s not how the story is presented by Mr. Cut-N-Paste. “It’s an explicit violation of the First Amendment of the US Constitution,” he says, and he’s completely wrong.
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
The key word is Congress, Chuck, and the State of North Carolina is not it. The ACLU is attempting to prohibit the free exercise thereof, and that’s what the story is about.
“The word for this is ‘theocracy’,” claims Mr. Charles F. Rumpswab, thus displaying his basic lack of understanding about what the word means. The “fanatical religious nutjobs who are wasting money on pointless anti-Constitutional legislation” are the ACLU weasels, Chuck.
[BTW, Charles cut and pasted this unoriginal image from istockphoto, so we modified it for purposes of this post; otherwise the screencap was left untouched.]
Easter In The Swamp: The Intolerant Bigotry Flows
What a surprise. The pseudo-cognoscenti of The Swamp congealed into a large dollop of pathetic snark against Easter celebrations and Christianity in general, so let’s visit some of the blatant bigotry. Note that not ONE SINGLE LIZARD POSTED ANYTHING in defense of this Holy Day of Reverence.
There’s really no point in posting more screencaps because the Little Green atheists, agnostics, Muslims, Jews and Christians who populate Charles Johnson’s hate-mongering website just can’t be bothered (or are too afraid of being downdinged) to call him out on it. It’s just another typical shovelful of the inane garbage posted daily at Ladle Grease Fartbigots.
[P.S. Gus_802, your blatant racism against Michelle Malkin is noted, as is your lack of talent with graphic design. Eat a bag of #rumpswabs.]
[UPDATE: It appears Daedalus and I were posting at the same time, so let's combine the two since they're related.]
Gus_802′s finest moment was when he was defending Argentina’s reputation from bigots on Twitter. But that honorable moment lasted very briefly. Today Gus tweeted a picture that reminds us why he is a low life worm.
Wingnut Google Doodles for Easter Sunday lgf.bz/1244TeP #p2 #tlot #humor
— Ｇｕｓ (@Gus_802) April 1, 2013
Would he tweet a picture mocking Mohammed? Of course not, since it would get him banned from LGF. Gus is just your typical Progressive intellectual coward.
The Dissection of an Ad Hominem Attack on Charles Johnson
That pointless LGF Page provided little more than a link to an op-ed piece by Glenn Greenwald in what Charles regularly referred to as “Al-Guardian.” The discussion that followed amused me.
Let’s stop there for a minute. Ignoring the fact that Charles doesn’t understand the meaning of irony or how to use it in a sentence, he took a story about Chomsky tactics and, because Greenwald penned it, decided it’s all about himself. Charles’ definition of an Ad Hominem attack is also curious. When asked for proof, Charles provided an “example” and linked to an LGF post dated 7 July 2006 entitled “Feds Say Terror Plot Targeted Train Tunnels” in which he claimed that Greenwald had smeared him. Guess what Greenwald’s 2006 article said about Charles Johnson? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Read more…
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