Seeing a man in his mid 30′s admiring a washed up paranoid Jazz Guitarists is comedy gold. Even funnier is Dark Falcon admitting he’s working on his sense of humor o get along better with his coworkers.
Humor alone will not help you interact with your colleagues. Stop hanging out at LGF and mingle in the real world. That is how you will learn to socialize Kurt. Interacting on a blog run by a shut in will not help you in real life.
Humor is not LGF’s strong suite. Dark Falcon tries to be funny and ends up looking lame.
Dark Falcon needs to stick to discussing his fantasy games.
The content at The Swamp has been thinner than usual lately. Chuck’s laughing at cartoons and Gus is making lame Lolpics about past presidents taking the Oath of Office while Dork Falcon chastised someone about masturbation.
Okay, I know you deniers want proof for everything so here you go.
Charles the Polite said “I loled my a o” over Jazz That Nobody Asked For, a cartoon about a young man whose father passed away. It’s mildly amusing, but God is not in it – it’s the boy’s deceased father. Please pay attention before you lol your a o.
Now Dork thinks he’s a monitor lizard and The Swamp is no place to be a wanker. Careful there, Dork, or you’re gonna upset the status quo. Just wait until Jimmah and Asswhistle get done filming “Loving The Rottweiler” because that’s when the Gus hits the fan.
Dark Falcon views Charles Johnson as his substitute father. He heaps praise upon Charles and even allows the Corpulent Blogger to abuse him. Dark Falcon even claims that RS McCain’s Tweet mocking Charles is proof that he is relevant!
Dark Falcon needs to stop his father figure worship of Charles. Kurt, you have a real father, that is whom you should love. Charles does not care about you.
Earlier we noticed a disturbance in The Swamp. Seems that El Gusano had a problem with an LGF Page created by Jimmah/Ice Productions. Here’s the page in question:
That steaming pile of wit was filed under the LGF sub-heading “Humor,” and at least two other Lizards thought that it was clever enough to upding it. Here’s the “Full article” that Jimmah linked to: Read more…
Okay, let’s look at that arbitrary round number in a minute. The very first comment on that inane waste of bandwidth was posted by the brave little green mountain lion himself, who boldly snurped at the figure.
Dork_F came out with some lucid smack, yet he weenied out as the resulting hive-mind dogpile downding frenzy reamed him a new Gus for even questioning the questionable 3.5 x 10k propaganda number.
However, the author of that promoted page, Loyal Lizard-Lapper Randall Gross, linked to USA Today, that linked to Bill McKibben, founder of 350.org.
“This was the biggest climate change rally in U.S. history,” said rally organizer Bill McKibben. “By our count, 50,000 people gathered by the Washington Monument and then marched past the White House, demanding that the President do more than pay lip service to what one speaker called “the climate crisis.”
Google him/them if you wish, but meanwhile Anthony Watts takes the number down to about 5,ooo cold and wet protesters.
So here we go. If five thousand people can be erroneously estimated to be 50k, then maybe Watts’ number is mistaken as well, and there were only 500 people. Perhaps fewer. With such huge margins of error, we suspect that the Protest for Action looked more like this:
What a compliment to CNN for a cameraman’s foto-fu of the POTUS, the VPOTUS, the wives of both (and Voldemort) walking down steps, especially coming from the master of photography himself, Charles Johnson.
But Charles missed the obvious again, because he didn’t squint.
It’s like pointing at a cloud and saying that it looks just like one of Dork Falcon’s purplewarriorbunny figurines. It’s obvious to anyone reading here that this post is obviously satirical especially when it’s so obviously obvious. No one knows what Charles really believes, except that he’s obviously an inept neonazi hunter with blinders.
Meanwhile, Charles is busy giving Stormfront traffic via cached links pasted on LGF and Twitter. One of these days, Charles Johnson will ban himself and no one will be around to notice.
The polls are closed and the votes as tallied by PollDaddy.com have a healthy margin of error that even Dan Rather would envy. No tracking of individual votes is possible. The polls could have been set up to block by IP address but that creates undesirable side effects – for example, every McDonald’s in Culver City might be inadvertently blocked by a single corpulent wifi vote. With those caveats out of the way, let’s proceed.
PRESENTING THE 2012 LGF AWARDS AWARDS
THE BUZZSAW AWARD is for intrepid and pithy flouncing, and is hereby awarded to right_wing2, aka MF Horn, who quietly kept his LGF account alive through The Great Purge, until resurfacing on 3 November 2012. His flounce survived for 6 hours and garnered a mere 7 downdings before Mr. ThinSkin was alerted and deleted it. It’s preserved in all it’s glory here courtesy of The BRC. Congrats.
THE IRISH ROSE AWARD is awarded to those sycophantic echo-chamber lizards possessing the thickest calluses on their lips. It takes a lot of suckage to earn this one, and it was a close race between Dark Falcon and Gus_802, both well deserving of this ignominious award.
Before we proceed with the formal award, we’d like to point out that Destro was in the running. This full-blown piece of anti-American crap got exactly ZERO votes. Anti-semite lizard Curious Lurker was a write in candidate who deserved to be included on the ballot, but she’s got nothing on the two front runners.
Dark Falcon, winner of the 2010 Irish Rose Award, is the mountain lion of this category once again. Dork climbs the LGF ladder rung by rung, gets smacked down, apologizes and repeats, over and over. Dork, you’re the epitome of a sycophantic suck up of the worst kind, and you deserve every last steaming chunk of This Glorious Award. You’ve held onto your crown of awesome, so kudos and congrats go to you, The Electrolux Posterboy, Dark Falcon.
THE JOHNSON AWARD – Really, who gives a Chuck, but before we move on to our final Award, we should mention some awesome that happened in 2012 on Diary of Daedalus.
The Ruse and Fail of Little Green Footballs was requested by the late Andrew Breitbart via direct communications with The BRC in fall of 2011. It resulted in the most extensive and detailed monograph on Charles Johnson & LGF ever posted on the internet to date. Perhaps the best smackdown came last June as a stand-alone report.
Revisiting Rathergate ripped apart Charles’ specious claims that he’d discovered and exposed the Killian Documents Forgery by creating the “throbbing memo” that eventually brought down Dan Rather. (Hint: He didn’t.)
This brings us to the final award of this auspicious occasion. A Most Prestigious Award was created to recognize those sentients from Beyond The Valley of Diary of Daedalus who chose to expose and mock the hypocrisy of Charles Johnson elsewhere in the blogosphere. Without further adieu, we are proud to present THE MILYO.
Awarded To One Most Deserving for the Following Excellent Reasons:
- He introduced Charles Johnson to Pajamas Media (and Pamela Geller) and explained his stunned amazement at Charles’ penchant for unwarranted backstabbing.
- He stuck Charles Johnson with the nic “The Magical Jazzy Ponytail.”
- He beat Charles Johnson in the #TwitterWars of 2011 and got him to whine about being blocked.
- He exposed Twitter links between Charles Johnson and some nefarious characters, eventually forcing Johnson to delete his own tweets and direct messages, and to abandon his former persona as @Lizardoid.
- He participated in an interview on Blogmocracy Radio, without pretense and with cordial nonchalance, and referred to Charles Johnson as “fuckface.”
- He passed away unexpectedly on 1 March 2012, yet Charles Johnson continues to attack him.
THE 2012 MILYO AWARD is hereby bestowed upon the late
Congrats to all who stalked, mocked, monitored, nominated, were nominated and voted for the 2012 LGF Awards. Rock on, y’all.
[Update: Poll results may be viewed here.]
Dark Falcon is a pathetic human. He can’t function in real world and still plays with plastic figures. What makes Dark Falcon even more of a loser, if his attempts to win the love of Charles Johnson. The adult child claims to be a Conservative, but attacks those Charles goes after. When a commentator gets banned, Dark Falcon is there rooting for Charles.
Dark Falcon views Charles Johnson as a substitute father. The plastic toy player wants the Corpulent Blogger to love him as the son he never had. Grow up Kurt and its your family who need to get support from. The washed up 59-year-old guitarist doesn’t care about you and does not view you as a son.
Lots of Downdings, but who received the most Updings? The painter of figurines, the one with the inner demon, the mountain lion, the bard of the bootlickers, none other than Dork Falcon!
Thank you, Charles.